- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,
I told my daddy I have a boyfriend and he said and I quote:
"no you don’t. yeah, nah…I just don’t think we have the time right now. maybe next year."
why he say “we” tho lol
he meant “we” as in my my whole family, he really childish
he said it wasn’t in the itinerary :/
"Our numbers from our last fiscal quarter just don’t give us the room for the kind of expansion you’re proposing."
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.